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愚人笑话|Joke: Sick Sunday

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A little girl and her mother were in church1 when the girl started to feel ill.
Mommy, can we leave now? asked the girl.
No. replied2 Mom.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
Well go out the front door, walk around the back of the church and throw up behind a bush3.
A few4 moments later5 the girl returned6 to her seat7.
Did8 you throw up? asked Mom.
Yes.
How could9 you have gone all the way around the church, throw up and be back here so soon?
I didn't even10 have to go outside. They have a box right by the front door that says 'For the Sick'.


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